You stand in the driveway and stomp your foot like a petulant 3-year-old, not once but twice in vain pursuit of an elusive Asian insect, then look up and see hundreds of its kin stand proboscis-deep in tree bark, seemingly mocking you.
It is the spotted lanternfly two-step, a dance sweeping the state of Virginia. And even though it’s authorized and government officials have been encouraging it in a two-year “See it, stomp it” campaign, it’s pretty much a wasted effort.

When meeting a few thousand of their closest kin for a meal, there’s nothing spotted lanternflies like more than the sap from the also-invasive tree of heaven. They also don’t mind a little American cuisine, finding sugar and red maple trees as well as black walnut trees to be tasty treats.
“Going around squashing them on the sidewalk or smacking them with a Wiffle bat may relieve some aggression, especially when you suddenly have permission to kill things, but it’s not going to influence their populations much,” said T’ai Roulston, curator of the State Arboretum of Virginia and a researcher at the University of Virginia’s Blandy Experimental Farm.
According to the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, the spotted lanternfly, native to China, is an invasive insect pest that can seriously damage crops and landscaping. And they’re now found in 19 states, according to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.
“When it comes to controlling them, removing their preferred food source from the landscape is going to have more of an effect than trying to stomp on them,” Roulston said.
That food is the Ailanthus altissima tree, another invasive native of China and Taiwan that’s also known as the “tree of heaven.” The tree has sprung up in yards, forests and along roadsides.
First found in Virginia in 2018, the lanternfly is related to aphids and whiteflies and has spread across more than half of the commonwealth’s counties and independent cities, from the Shenandoah Valley into Central and Northern Virginia.
State officials tried to quarantine areas infested with the lanternfly. It didn’t work. The insect expanded its range anyway, and the quarantine was lifted in March.