Born to be mild? UVA deans take their machines on the road

This is the story of a two-man motorcycle gang known as “Hell’s Administrators” – University of Virginia deans busting loose on two wheels in a dream of being free to ride their machines without being hassled by “The Man.” 

Philip Bourne, founding dean of the UVA School of Data Science, and Ian Solomon, dean of the Frank Batten School of Leadership and Public Policy, spent part of their summer vacation riding the heights of Colorado’s Trail Ridge Road, soaking up the sun and soaking in the rain.

close up on a motorcycle helmet with a sticker that reads “Hell’s Administrators”

Bourne and Solomon make up the heart of the UVA-centric “Hell’s Administrators” motorcycling society. Retiring University Librarian and Dean of Libraries John Unsworth was unable to go on the Colorado ride. (Contributed photo)

“We call ourselves ‘Hell’s Administrators’ partly in jest, but there’s something appropriately rebellious about two deans roaring across the Rockies on motorcycles, dodging elk, rainstorms and mediocre tacos,” laughed Bourne.

Until recently, the gang included a third dean, John Unsworth, who is retiring in September as University librarian and dean of libraries

“John couldn’t make the trip with us, but he’s definitely part of this gang,” Bourne said. “We not only have fun riding together, but hopping off and discussing the ride over lunch often drifts into valuable work discussions.”

For Bourne, who has been riding for decades, a summer road trip on two wheels is a tradition. This year it was a 3,150-mile journey through the deserts, canyons and high altitudes of the West with School of Data Science mascot “Boo Bi-Gnomial,” a data-inclined gnome.

Solomon, who began riding just a few years ago, flew out to join Bourne in Colorado and rented a motorcycle for the trip. Solomon brought along a giraffe mascot, Spirit, because “giraffes aren’t afraid to stick their necks out.”

motorcycle with a sticker reading ”V Data Science” on the back and a UVA gnome figure on top.

No motorcycle trip is complete without a mascot, and Bourne brought the School of Data Science’s own “Boo Bi-Gnomial,” a data-inclined gnome, along for the ride. Although it’s not shown, Solomon’s mascot, a giraffe named “Spirit,” agreed to stick his neck out and tag along. (Contributed photo)

Riding together through the Rockies, the deans visited Bear Lake and Estes Park and ascended Trail Ridge Road, which reaches 12,183 feet above sea level at its highest point. It can be cold up there, even in summer. It can pour rain. It can snow. Sometimes snow closes the road for more than nine months of the year.

“We waited every day to figure out if we were going to be able to take Trail Ridge Road,” Solomon said. “Finally, we got the notice that it had opened up, so we decided to make a play to meet in Idaho Springs and head up on the peak-to-peak route up to Estes Park.”

The road is a popular tourist route, and the mountain views are stunning, making it difficult to balance the scenery with watching traffic.

“I’m still a relatively new rider, so when I was going over a pass and the wind got a little heavy, my heart started beating faster,” Solomon said. “It was a reminder of the spectacular country we live in. We had to keep stopping, because if you’re looking at the views too much, you won’t stay on the road.”

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A motorcycle trip is a bit different than other vacations. When it’s hot, you’re hot. When it’s cold, you’re cold. When it rains, you get wet. And when your machine breaks down, you almost break down with it.

“I enjoy a nice, safe ride, but this particular (rental bike) really enjoyed shedding oil. It was leaking the whole time, so I was concerned about that,” Solomon recalled. “Then we did a fair amount of riding in the rain to Bear Lake, and when we got there, I put the bike over on the side stand and water was just streaming out of it. No one had ever seen a bike dump water like this.”

Later, they discovered the oil leak was not a major issue, and the water was simply collecting from the rain and running off after it stopped.

“The issue went away as the rain stopped. I think it just filled up and the overflow just poured it out,” Solomon recalled. “The oil leak became a constant companion. (The dealer) said, if it’s not pooling underneath it, you probably don’t need to worry about it.”

Philip Bourne and Ian Solomon posing next to a roadside informational poster on Colorado's Trail Ridge Road

Solomon, left, and Bourne proudly stand by the map of Colorado’s Trail Ridge Road after riding through wind, rain and sun on the recently plowed road between Black Hawk and picturesque Estes Park. (Contributed photo)

That sort of excitement is par for the motorcycle touring course, Bourne said.

“It’s characteristic of these kinds of trips; there are highs and lows, and at the time, the lows seem really low. But ultimately, when you look back on it, the lows become highs. You laugh, and you feel really good about it. We survived. That’s another characteristic of riding, the feeling of survival.”

Oddly enough, the risks, highs and lows are exactly what make both deans anxious to hit the road again, and soon.

“There is the element of risk, but there’s also the element of possibility. Why do you go to a live concert and not just listen to a CD or stream? Because something might happen,” Solomon said. “There’s something about life unfolding in front of you and not knowing exactly what you might face that is immediate.”

Bourne is up for another go, as well.

“We really enjoy riding together, even just around the Charlottesville area,” he said. “But there’s something to be said for the unknown. The first time you ride a road you’ve never ridden before is exciting, and that’s where these trips come into play. To Ian’s point, you don’t really know what to expect. And that’s what makes it great.”

Emma Candelier, director of marketing and communications for the UVA School of Data Science, contributed to this story.

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